Gone fishin'

All caps. The sign has to be all caps. So I was told. I had no idea, but then no one ever recommended such a sign before. I take all recommendations seriously, so last night I did some research and sure enough I saw caps everywhere: above fish, beside fish, beneath fish, beneath poles, beside bobbers, attached to taut lines, you name it. There were exceptions of course. Before ignoring them, I stared at each little i. That's right, not a hook in sight. Or so I thought at the time.