This river you can walk on two sides

This morning I tromped through the dew around the perimeter of Eastend's Streambank golf course (two-thirds of which follows the contours of the Frenchman river). Gave myself a lesson in perception: I think I'll find a golfball now, I said, and right away found two, a TC Tour 2 and a Dunlop. Got my socks wet, though. Made the sound of -lf, -lf, -lf walking back home.

Postscript (next morning):
The Dunlop rolled from its temporary home on a shelf overlooking the kitchen sink over the edge, straight into an empty cup!