Feet

How do you cope with signs of advancing age? This morning I woke up with sore feet--and me with a big trip around the golfcourse planned before they turned the sprinklers on! I needn't have worried, even about my knees, because my feet covered the 1st hole in 262 steps, instead of the usual 267. I was over par on the dogleg-right 2nd hole, however, but that was because I detoured into the willow-ravaged rough looking for golfballs (finding a Beaver XKE in mint condition). In the end I was 31 steps under par for the 9 holes. Good job, faithful feet. A double dosage of asparagus lotion shall be your reward.