Today, between two naturalists

-Look. Otter tracks.

-What the hell?

-You got me.

-That makes no sense.

-None.

-The thing must have been stoned.

-Must have.

-Why in hell would it do that?

-No idea.

-Must have hurt.

-Yep.

-Seriously. It must have been stoned.

-Look there.

-No way.

-Fraid so.

-How did it manage that?

-No idea.

-Stoned I tell you.

-Had to be.