The new book

I read through it at the speed of a lit match. A Redbird match, that is. Strike anywhere. That's what the box says. The box says Caution: handle with care: matches may ignite if box is dropped, shaken or crushed. You have to turn the box upside-down to read that. When upside-down, it's a mistake to slide the box open. Just so you know. The waiting is over. I don't know what I expected to find. I haven't yet read through my last new book. I don't know what I expect.